lustour:

You kissed me that night, but you were too high to remember it. Now I lay in my bed with knots in my stomach and you in my head

wild-souls:

wild-souls

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

hijerking:

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

romwe:

so sexy outfit ~
  • person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
  • sidnugget:

    when did i get this fat

    tsarbucks:

    tehlofflies:

    tsarbucks:

    you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

    "heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

    how do you know hell has wifi

    satan owes me several favors