peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

jackofficers:

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

cybernude:

iridessence:

cybernude:

tumblr user cybernude has a cute butt

did you really just compliment yourself?

well someone has to damnit

gayindustrialcomplex:

Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

“That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.”
-angiellehcim (via perfect)