nullbula:

ignorntatheist:

If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

let me put it this way, i can buy ten ramen or one apple

“If you want to kill yourself, kill what you don’t like. I had an old self that I killed. You can kill yourself too, but that doesn’t mean you got to stop living.”
-Vargus, Archie’s Final Project  (via paintdeath)

legalwifi:

please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting 

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

rapldashing:

I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep

“College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.””
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"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)

So excited for college ❤️

(via he-jira)