please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"
So excited for college ❤️(via he-jira)